My Little Buddy Rayeed

i have a Friend, he is of the Bangolian decent. he, to me is one of the greatest of his kind to ever walk the face of the earth. there is no other person of his kind like him. by kind i mean the browns. he is what you call "one of a kind". now i understand when people say OH they all are the same, but no no no no. this man is truly special. one of the reasons why i think he is so great, is because he is one of those people that if you just look at, he'll make me die of laughter. i think if he wasn't brown and didn't wreak like curry, i would adopt him as my step brother. that is how great this Bangolian sensation is. another great quality he has is his laugh, its one of those laughs that you would find on an app for the Iphone or Itouch as hilarious laughs. when he laughs, weather it is funny or not, i start bawling of laughter. also, he has a great sense of humour, i always talk to him in my version of a traditional brown/Tamil accent, and he doesn't get offended by it. which is great, because most of the Tamil tigers would want to slice my throat and let me bleed to death if i talked to them in that way. also, just to put this out there, he seems to think pakis and Indians are the same thing. it is just like Macedonians and Greeks, same shit, different language. the Pakistanis invaded India, and took land from them. so, believe what you want, but my good fellow rayeed knows the truth about the Pakistan culture. and he does not lie. so do not ever say he does. all in all, this man is one of the few Tamil tigers that i appreciate in this world, so if you harm him in any way, you will be dealt with accordingly.