If Could Be One Person, Who Would It Be

If i could be one person, it would definitly be Osama Bin Ladin. He is the ultimate hide and go seek champion. the USA, those *-+/+-* retards, have spent like 10 years trying to find this guy. like Pakistan is definitly not the biggest place in the world, and it would not take 10 years to find someone, but like you are going to let this guy walk around and still have the capabilities to do what he did to the world trade centers? i mean seriously, in my opinion, the USA did not kill him. this is a huge democracy i understand, but really, there has been no evidence, like there was for Sadam Hussain. he is still out there, and you know what? he is UNTOUCHABLE. the US army, would probably not last one second if they tried to capture him. i know he is a terrible person and all, but i would want to be him because, well simply because he is probably the most untouchable man in the world. he has so much power it is ridiculous. yes this is a joke, i would never want to be Osama, but i hope you had a chuckle or two. Smell Ya

My Little Buddy Rayeed

i have a Friend, he is of the Bangolian decent. he, to me is one of the greatest of his kind to ever walk the face of the earth. there is no other person of his kind like him. by kind i mean the browns. he is what you call "one of a kind". now i understand when people say OH they all are the same, but no no no no. this man is truly special. one of the reasons why i think he is so great, is because he is one of those people that if you just look at, he'll make me die of laughter. i think if he wasn't brown and didn't wreak like curry, i would adopt him as my step brother. that is how great this Bangolian sensation is. another great quality he has is his laugh, its one of those laughs that you would find on an app for the Iphone or Itouch as hilarious laughs. when he laughs, weather it is funny or not, i start bawling of laughter. also, he has a great sense of humour, i always talk to him in my version of a traditional brown/Tamil accent, and he doesn't get offended by it. which is great, because most of the Tamil tigers would want to slice my throat and let me bleed to death if i talked to them in that way. also, just to put this out there, he seems to think pakis and Indians are the same thing. it is just like Macedonians and Greeks, same shit, different language. the Pakistanis invaded India, and took land from them. so, believe what you want, but my good fellow rayeed knows the truth about the Pakistan culture. and he does not lie. so do not ever say he does. all in all, this man is one of the few Tamil tigers that i appreciate in this world, so if you harm him in any way, you will be dealt with accordingly.

Blind Folded

It was very scary, i could not see ANYTHING and felt very timid because i didn't know where i was going or where anything was. i rely so much on my sight and I'm not use to being essentially blind, so this was very difficult. my sense of smell didn't really work because I'm sick. my hearing was the only thing i could use and it felt like i could hear everything around me. like they say when your sight is cut off your hearing becomes stronger. or at least i think that's what they say? it was a good experience and i don't know how blind people do it. i have always had the out most respect for blind people because they are forced to be possessed with the most difficult disability there is, and they have no choice for it. to people that can see, they don't really realise how much they rely on the sight, so that is why when we put that blind fold on we were so confused and different. so to all those blind people out there, respect.

RIght as i wake up in the morning

Today felt different then all the rest of the week. i surprisingly went to bed earlier than usual so i feel really good right now. as usual though i go right to the washroom to use the facility. limping because my knee is just awful in the morning. since i have a spare first period I'm not getting dressed yet, i wait until my mom drops me off at my dads. still in my PJ's, while the rest of the my family is getting ready, while i sit here and right and do other things, i go to the kitchen to make myself cereal and toast. like usual, while i watch TV. Sports centre kills me, Jay Onright and Dan O'Toole make my mornings. they are hilarious. of course my dog comes to me, i have food. its like come on, you have your own food, get out of here. i fell asleep and missed half of the hockey game so i was pretty pissed about that. its always so bright in the mornings now so its like the sunlight is constantly in my eyes and its following me. so annoying. its time to go now. so no more writing, i have done enough this morning.

My Biggest Fear

The ability to not succeed is what i fear the most.
The only obstacle in the way of me succeeding,
is looking right at me in the mirror. Myself.
The feeling i get when i picture myself a failure,
is unexplainable.
Its like everything stops and I'm just sitting there thinking.
Could this really happen?
What if it really happened?
Till this day it hasn't,
and i plan on keeping it that way.

People in Glass Houses Shouldn't...

People in glass houses shouldn't be naked,
because to them, their pride might be sacred.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks,
or else the whole place will come down to the blocks.
People in glass houses shouldn't have parties,
or else the whole place will turn into smarties.
People in glass houses are truly courageous,
but at the same time just simply outrageous.

What is this?

What is this?

it is what it is

it could be this

or that

but nothings as simple as that

what you picture in your mind

may be different in others eyes

Dear Ms. Bergman

Dear Ms. Bergman,

You seem like you can be a nice person but you just choose not to be. i know you probably don't like me, but its mutual, so its all good. maybe it is because i am not in uniform all the time or maybe because because you just don't like my attitude. probably both. you are constantly on my ass about my khaki pants that are not halperns. first of all, at least they are khaki pants and are the exact same colour but i got them 30$ cheaper. second of all, at least i am trying to be in uniform colours, there are people that wear different coloured track pants and even jeans! Finally it seems like you always target me, like there are 1000 other students out there, go talk to someone else. that is all. oh and also, try to smile for once. Mcdonalds is hiring.

Significant Experience in Life

Lamanna, Eli and myself were walking outside of the Eaton centre on a beautiful day in Toronto. shorts on and ready for the summer to begin. we had also just gone to the freshly squeezed inside the Eaton centre so we had our drinks in our hands. as we were walking, Eli was trailing us, he was texting so he couldn't really keep up. we see this tall built white guy on the phone yelling at whoever is on the line pretty loud. as he passes by, he bumps right into Eli. they exchange a few words and then he smacks Eli's juice all over his clothes. i look back and yell what do you think you're doing? he approaches me all angry and what not. we exchange words, words that i probably shouldn't mention. then he tries to knock my juice out of my hand, stupidly he misses but then he swings and punches me right in the face. we start to fight until he stops and says "you want some of this knife" i back away and he runs away. this is what i get for standing up for my friend.

Who am I? why am I here?

my name is Jonathan Zisidis. i am 18 years young and a proud Canadian/Greek. i am in my final year here at east york and plan on moving on to college after the summer. i am here because well simply because the government says you must be but aside from that, i am here because i enjoy writing. i would say English is my best subject, and in English you do a lot of writing but most people don't like that. me not so much. i would rather do an 3000 word essay than do a couple of math equations. that's just the way i am, some people struggle with writing others enjoy and excel in it. for the most part writing is not that hard. if you think about it, its you having a conversation with your friends/mother/father/girlfriend/boyfriend just sometimes its not about the things you would like to talk about, for me personally whatever is on my mind i like to put out there, i wont keep anything in, unless things shouldn't be said then it is different. for the most part i am an outgoing guy with a happy personality, and when i write my work tends to show it. i believe that whatever is on your mind, say it. express how you feel. weather it is writing, talking or whatever, just say it. good or bad, its better to let something out than to keep it in. its not healthy. although, there are certain things that should be left unsaid. so at the same time, choose your words wisely.