If Could Be One Person, Who Would It Be

If i could be one person, it would definitly be Osama Bin Ladin. He is the ultimate hide and go seek champion. the USA, those *-+/+-* retards, have spent like 10 years trying to find this guy. like Pakistan is definitly not the biggest place in the world, and it would not take 10 years to find someone, but like you are going to let this guy walk around and still have the capabilities to do what he did to the world trade centers? i mean seriously, in my opinion, the USA did not kill him. this is a huge democracy i understand, but really, there has been no evidence, like there was for Sadam Hussain. he is still out there, and you know what? he is UNTOUCHABLE. the US army, would probably not last one second if they tried to capture him. i know he is a terrible person and all, but i would want to be him because, well simply because he is probably the most untouchable man in the world. he has so much power it is ridiculous. yes this is a joke, i would never want to be Osama, but i hope you had a chuckle or two. Smell Ya