If Could Be One Person, Who Would It Be

If i could be one person, it would definitly be Osama Bin Ladin. He is the ultimate hide and go seek champion. the USA, those *-+/+-* retards, have spent like 10 years trying to find this guy. like Pakistan is definitly not the biggest place in the world, and it would not take 10 years to find someone, but like you are going to let this guy walk around and still have the capabilities to do what he did to the world trade centers? i mean seriously, in my opinion, the USA did not kill him. this is a huge democracy i understand, but really, there has been no evidence, like there was for Sadam Hussain. he is still out there, and you know what? he is UNTOUCHABLE. the US army, would probably not last one second if they tried to capture him. i know he is a terrible person and all, but i would want to be him because, well simply because he is probably the most untouchable man in the world. he has so much power it is ridiculous. yes this is a joke, i would never want to be Osama, but i hope you had a chuckle or two. Smell Ya

My Little Buddy Rayeed

i have a Friend, he is of the Bangolian decent. he, to me is one of the greatest of his kind to ever walk the face of the earth. there is no other person of his kind like him. by kind i mean the browns. he is what you call "one of a kind". now i understand when people say OH they all are the same, but no no no no. this man is truly special. one of the reasons why i think he is so great, is because he is one of those people that if you just look at, he'll make me die of laughter. i think if he wasn't brown and didn't wreak like curry, i would adopt him as my step brother. that is how great this Bangolian sensation is. another great quality he has is his laugh, its one of those laughs that you would find on an app for the Iphone or Itouch as hilarious laughs. when he laughs, weather it is funny or not, i start bawling of laughter. also, he has a great sense of humour, i always talk to him in my version of a traditional brown/Tamil accent, and he doesn't get offended by it. which is great, because most of the Tamil tigers would want to slice my throat and let me bleed to death if i talked to them in that way. also, just to put this out there, he seems to think pakis and Indians are the same thing. it is just like Macedonians and Greeks, same shit, different language. the Pakistanis invaded India, and took land from them. so, believe what you want, but my good fellow rayeed knows the truth about the Pakistan culture. and he does not lie. so do not ever say he does. all in all, this man is one of the few Tamil tigers that i appreciate in this world, so if you harm him in any way, you will be dealt with accordingly.